My evening, courtesy of utter stupidity..

I was sitting on sofa with Fluffcat who was trying to steal my knitting (and failing, i think he thinks I may be blind, I can’t fail to notice the big fat furry cat paw..)

And I was all…’very clever fluff cat, but I am bored…

what do I do when I am bored?’

Ah ha!!

My friendly nicotine addiction! My turn-to when I am bored/sad/happy/lonely/tired/hungry/breathing..of course! Thank you mind. (just to point out, it did actually appear in my head with a massive green arrow in my mind, things often seem to have big green arrows when I imagine them, I am a little synathesic but the arrows a new, and amusing).

Only..there has been a bit of a saga going on..I have sneaky bad ninja lighters!! It is driving me half crazy.

They do all of this..

After nights and nights of hunting I have finally decided to take the ‘I do not need you stance’..

I thought it was pretty stupid to be defeated by an object, yet again. so, I used all my intelligence and took in my surroundings..what could I use that was near me??

BigDog? No..

Littledog? No..

Brilliant!!

Fantastic!!

Amazing!!

I’ll never need rely on a lighter that hides from me and breaks on me EVER again!!

..oh so I initially thought

Yeah, you guessed what happened next…

Ahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU………

I feel that photo just about does my terror and upset justice (although there was a lot more swearing and hand flapping than indicated).

I hate the fact this is not the first or second time I have made this mistake either..and there has only been one isntance when I -haven’t- been sober.Smoking isn’t cool, kids. (and I am going to need to get my fringe trimmed. )